Diet Dr. Pepper

Gosh Dammit. Someone drank all the Diet Dr. Pepper.

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Joe Mama: "Kid Rock Doesn't Rock" 10/13/07

E-Post Forwarding Test

Chris: "Self-taught" 11/2/05

Chris said, "People who brag about being self-taught are still losers".

In response to this bitch's <http://www.bellaonline.com/about/HTML> biographical info.

Chris: "New Hampshire Beaches" ~7/05

"New Hampshire Beaches... SHITholes!!" -Chris

Upon perusing the crowded and poorly organized New Hampshire Shore at 3:00 AM in search of a place to camp for the night.

Drew Maygren: "The U-Factor" 8/09/05

Explaining what the U-Factor is to me [Jonathan Dye]: "The U-Factor is strictly emotionally-charged, non-logicalactions/words that are emitted like a homing beacon for all irrationality to attack you at once" -Drew Jonathan Maygren

Laura: "PMS Support Groups" 7/06/05

"PMS Support Groups? What, do you go to the meetings and say 'Hey, I feel like a bitch, how 'bout you?' " -Laura Dickey

Laura's response to the Television machine while watching a news spot about real-life PMS support groups.

Steve McQuay: "Chinese" 6/21/05

When discussing the possibility of China as an emerging world power, "Chinese aren't stupid, they just can't talk English very well." -Stephen M. McQuay

Chris: "Kansas, the Narcotic State" 8/24/03

"Kansas is just one big advertisement for controlled substances." -Chris

Chris + Mike road trip from Connecticut to Utah.

Chris: "Walton water" 8/24/03

"His dead ass can kiss my live ass!" -Chris

Chris’ comment about Sam Walton after drinking Walmart water purchased in Indiana on a road trip from Connecticut to Utah.

Mike: "Alisa the modem cow" 8/24/03

“She spends all night downloading, you could say I do, but I don't hate ME!” - Mike

Mike while complaining about Alisa, a girl he briefly dated in the summer ’03. She worked at a fabric store and watched anime for kicks. She spent tons of hours online doing stupid things and wasting her time.

Glenn Hunter: "Jedi Justice"

This isn't really much like a midnight quote, but funny nonetheless.

Jonathan: "I liked the Christina Aguilera jedi with the low rise hoochie pants."
Glenn: "Yeah, that slut got capped."

Steve Cramer: "Weather Bitch" 5/31/05

Steve Cramer on the phone after hearing the forecast for rain during the next day's baseball game: "Michael Dye, Mother Nature is a cold, cruel bitch." - Steve

Jonathan Dye: "What the Helen Keller?" circa 1998

"[With a sour face] What the hell. [A quote from Helen Keller...] What'd she tap it out with a SPOON?!" -Jonathan Dye

This is classic, high-school-fog Achmed. Staring at a printed quote reportedly by Helen Keller.

Laura: "Badassity" 5/24/05

"You have to give up this fantasy of 'badassity'. You're supposed to live with *me*. You need to be a badass husband and a badass father!" -Laura Dickey

said to Chris, in response to his statement that Laura could come live on the isle of Badassland.

Chris: "Das Voodoo" 5/30/05

"Das Boot has other qualities than those of the mere cinematic. thanks to its connection to Herr McCarley, it's almost Voodoo-like" - Chris

submitted by Michael Dye